Irregular

It appears that the needle broke on my giveashitometer

It happens sometimes when the truth comes out

It isn't as hard to be happy as you are making it

It's okay, i'd be jealous too

Jealous

Karate sweep kick

Kill them with kindness

Last night, i dreamed of you

Lazy

Lazy mode on

Life is designed to kick your ass

Life's too short to even care at all

Listen, smile, agree

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