I'm actually not funny, i'm just really mean

I'm exhausted by how stupid everyone is getting

I'm not a proctologist but i know an asshole when i see one

I'm not acting bitchy, it just comes naturally to me

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings

I'm not arguing, i'm simply explaining why i'm right

I'm not doing shit today

I'm not ignoring you, i'm just listening to my fingers

I'm not like most girls

I'm not really a bitch, i just play one in your life

I'm not rude

I'm not shy, i'm holding back my awesomeness

I'm with stupid

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. but this wasn't it

If i haven't pissed you off already