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On the internet you can be anything you want

One way to look thin.

Patience is something you admire in the driver

Patience is something you admire in the driver

People say you can't live without love

People who read the tabloids

People who think they know

Politicians and diapers

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession

Reading about yawning will make you yawn

Real friends show me their boobs

Realize you're wrong.

Roses are red

Roses are red, violets are blue.