The secret to creativity

The shinbone

The shortest horror story

The surest sign that intelligent life exists

The world is divided into people who do things

The world is going to hell and i am driving the bus

The worst thing i can be is

There are people who have money.

There are two ways to argue with a woman

There is a place you can touch a woman

They usually have two tellers in my local bank

They're not zombies.

Thin person struggling

Things that shouldn't be broken

Time travel agent