When life gives you lemons

When opportunity knocks

When we talk to god.

Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly

Wine is constant proof that god loves us.

Wmd (weapons of minor destruction)

Women are great leaders

Women who seek to be equal with men

Y2k? beats me

You can never be overdressed or over educated

You can't be late until you show up

You do the meth

You laugh because i'm different

You want a friend in washington

Your path is arduous and will not be rewarding